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This is Why Chimpanzees Throw Their Poop at Us
Contents:


  1. I Shit You Not: Stories not for the faint of fart - (le) poisson rouge
  2. The Story of Shit
  3. Life Goes Sideways
  4. 17 Poop Horror Stories Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

Wed June 5th, PM. I Shit You Not: Stories not for the faint of fart. Kevin Allison.

I Shit You Not: Stories not for the faint of fart - (le) poisson rouge

Emily Heller. Shannon Cason. Robin Gelfenbien.

The George Brett Story

Victor Varnado. But before we get to what I'm expecting will be literally the crappiest pissing contest ever, let's talk last week's winner, the beloved and consistently hilarious cassiebearRAWR , who is into such porns as rape porn, hypnosis porn, something called vore that I dare all of you to google, and milking. Also revealed: is an actual bear. The A. Erin Gloria Ryan.

The Story of Shit

Filed to: pissing contest Filed to: pissing contest pissing contest poop kinja. Share This Story. The Slot. We were transitioning to being just friends. I went to his place to hang out with a bunch of our friends. At one point, I excused myself to go to the bathroom.

In the bathroom, I pooped and removed a tampon. I used one as a glove to scoop out the evidence and plopped it into the other.

I then demurely exited the bathroom with said bag, made up an excuse about having another event to attend, and left the apartment with dignity, poop bag in hand. Lo and behold, my boyfriend did some feeling around in the dark and insisted he could feel the vibrations deep in Concerned at the depth it managed to travel, he took me to the bathroom and forcefully pulled it out. Poop was everywhere. And from the forceful expulsion of the pesky bullet, I was in too much pain to clean it up myself.

Life Goes Sideways

While it was extremely embarrassing and gag-worthy, I will say it somehow made us closer. I mean, can it get much worse than watching your girlfriend poop all over the bathroom floor? Everything was fine when we went to sleep, but I woke up in the middle of the night with a bad stomachache.

I went to the bathroom, and when I came back, my husband and I both smelled something horrible. I pulled the sheets back and realized I had pooped in my sleep. We were running around the house at 2 a. It was mortifying. In the early morning, he gets up, and after 10 minutes, I walk out and see him sitting at the kitchen table.

17 Poop Horror Stories Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

He was waiting for my roommate to come out [of the bathroom]. Five minutes pass, and he asks me if I could knock on the door and ask her to come out.

Play Your Part

He proceeds to creepily stand outside the bathroom door waiting for her. When she came out, he darted in and was in there for over 30 minutes. After a while, I hear the shower turn on and off, over and over.